Best doctor's comment ever

Had my first doctor's visit today. The woman is maddening. She speaks fast, walk fast, and let fly embarrassing comments really fast. Like when I commented that the transvaginal ultrasound is really big (length, not girth), she said as my mother was walking into the room, "I'm sure you've had much bigger than this before". I love this woman!

Oh, here's the ultrasound pic. Well, not exactly, but the real one looks pretty much the same.